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So I'm into Hannibal now

And I have a lot to say about it.

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Goofy li'l meme

Take the first sentence of the summary for your most recent fic. Then the second sentence from your second most frequent. Then the third line of the third, etc., all the way up to ten. (If you don't write ten-sentence summaries, go ahead and fudge the numbers a little. I know I did) Then paste them all together like they're the summary of one story and post them!

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Ironhide had never been with a femme before, rare creatures that they were with their strange culture and their stranger anatomy... Newly-created Broadside isn't so steady in the water, and the crew of the Flagg have to help him out. Kup isn't feeling well, and Grimlock wants to help.

It's my first time writing either vore or Beast Wars, so be gentle. Hopefully by the end it'll be a story, but even if not, I'll have fun!

Octane wants to help him reclaim his body for himself. Because what else would she be doing with her life? The idea that racers get the zoomies like cats do isn't my original invention, but I don't know whose it is. Which is perfect, because Kup is never out of place ;) All the pairings in the 'additional tags' field just come up in dirty talk and fantasy.

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Good god, that sounds like a clusterfuck XD I guess that means I'm... not afraid of tackling diverse topics? Anyway, post yours. I'm curious to see what other people come up with.

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Drowning

Just writing out some memories. Under a cut for child abuse.

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Meme-ity Meme Meme

Give me the title of a story I've never written and feedback telling me what you liked best about it, and I will tell you any of: the first sentence, the last sentence, the thing that made me want to write it, the biggest problem I had while writing it, why it almost never got posted, the scene that hit the cutting room floor but that I wish I'd been able to salvage, or something else that I want readers to know.

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Poems About Anxiety

Why Am I My Cat?

Has my skin
colored, fallen into stripes?
Did I paint my eyes
When I wasn't looking?
Why am I
Candy?
Why am I
so fucking jumpy?

Inappropriate Response

If I had to wrestle a bear
I'd be ready and set to go.
If I had big wasps in my hair
I could run like you don't even know.

If I found a wounded hiker
I could carry him home by myself
But I need to get sleep and then get up for work
So this shit isn't very much help.

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Sushi

So, I gave my friend a rice ball.

He said, "What's this? You said you had snow crab legs."

And I said, "That's right. There's no crab legs."

And that's how I got stabbed in the eye with a chopstick.

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I took him out for sushi.

He said, "Wait, I thought you were taking me out for sushi. We're in a diner."

I said, "That's right. I'm taking you out to Sue. She's going to make you a sandwich, and you're going to eat it like a damn American."

And that's what happened to the other eye.

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So he ordered a sandwich. He said, "I want a a fish sandwich."

Sue said okay.

He said, "And no bread."

She said, "Atkins or something? All right."

He said, "And a side of rice."

"Sure thing."

"And I want you to stack it up all together."

"You got it, buddy."

Of course, he had to eat tuna salad on a bed of minute rice, so who's the winner there?

(he was going to ask for seaweed, but he figured she'd just wade into the Sound and grab some from there)

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I asked him out for sashimi.

He said, "Okay, I guess there's nothing else that could mean."

He meets me at the place, and he says, "Why are you naked?"

So I said, "Well, so you can see she+me. If you get caught up in the action, I won't say no, but mostly we just want you to watch."

And that's how I got stabbed in the eye with a dildo. It's a wonder I'm not blind.

I guess he didn't necessarily want to see his mom like that, but talk about an overreaction.

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Later, I asked him out for yakisoba.

He punched me in the face.

I was probably just going to buy him some noodles, but he was right not to trust me.

Meme me up, Scotty

Ganked from Ultharkitty. Comment with one or more letters, and I'll answer the question.

A: What do you write? Fanfiction, original fiction, nonfiction, articles, songs, poems, essays, plays, what?

B: How often do you write?

C: Who is your favorite character of your own? Who is your favorite character created by somebody else? Why?

D: If you had the choice of going without writing forever or going without dinner forever, which one would you choose?

E: Have you ever participated in National Novel Writing Month or any of its variations?

F: What’s your favorite book? Favorite author?

G: What’s your least favorite book? Least favorite author?

H: How long have you been writing?

I: What grades do you/did you get in English class?

J: What does writing mean to you?

K: Share an old, embarrassing work?

L: What advice would you give to other writers?

M: How do you feel when somebody gives harsh yet constructive criticism?

N: Which writing blogs and writing help blogs do you follow?

O: What motivates you to write?

P: What are your goals for things to happen to your writing? (Getting published, getting a good review, having a fandom, etc)

Q: How do you get through writer’s block?

R: What genre do you write in?

S: Would you let a stranger off the streets read your first drafts?

T: What’s your favorite part of the writing process? Why?

U: What’s your least favorite part of the writing process? Why?

V: What do you listen to when you write?

W: What’s your biggest pet peeve in writing?

X: (LEAVE ME A PROMPT)

Y: How would you describe the perfect prose? How would you describe your own prose?

Z: How often do you read?

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Who likes RP?

Hey, guys. Anyone interested in one-on-one roleplay? If you are, I'm beareaten on AIM.

I'm pretty flexible about what characters and situations I play. H/c is a specialty of mine, natch. My only big limit is that I don't explicitly describe sex. So like, post-post-post (and then they had sex), post-post-post.

Hit me up if you feel like it! I keep weird hours, so even odds I can make a given time work.

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Actresses

 I was just thinking, it's kind of odd that I don't have any favorite live action actresses. I have favorite actors, and favorite voice actresses (Tara Strong and Sue Blu are goddesses), but I don't have any live action actresses I'm like, totally devoted to, watch-anything-they're-in like I am about Jeffrey Combs or Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

I think maybe it's that in the genres I favor, sci-fi and fantasy, female characters don't get to show the range that male characters do, so I don't get to see much of the actresses's chops. I mean, Barbara Crampton and Cathy Cherry Yuzna are awesome in From Beyond. Creepy mad scientist rivalry FTW. But they don't have much material outside of Gordon/Yuzna films.

Labyrinth is droolworthy all around, but Jennifer Connelly is pretty well upstaged by David Bowie's hair.

I loved Natalie Portman in Black Swan, but I've just never seen another movie where she's that interesting.

I don't know. Anyone have any recs? I tend to latch onto actors who are good at being sexy/adorable/a little unhinged all at once. Any ladies fit the profile?

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Meta/Ficlet tiem

 Give me a character, and I'll write a bit of either meta or fic on how they lost their virginity. Feel free to leave another prompt after I've answered your first one, and don't worry about limiting it to canons I'm familiar with. If I don't know, I'll make something up!

ETA: Have to go to work now, but keep the prompts coming, and I'll get to them later tonight!